"When you’re a virgin, fat girls are gross. Then you practice fucking for a while, and you’re like: “more dessert please."
Gavin Mcinnes (via buthereisthething)
"If you have a horse-head in your bed in New Jersey, it means that you ratted out the mob; but if you have a horse-head in your bed in Williamsburg, it means you sleep with art school chicks."
Gavin McInnes (via fairlyoddkitten)
STREET BONER 1653
I always start at the bottom when ogling chicks because it gets dealbreakers like open-toed boots and open-toed socks out of the way early.
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This racist fucking menu
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